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At the Premiere Icon party Tuesday night, actress Charlize Theron paid an unusual tribute to renowned actress Shirly MacLaine. She kissed her ass... literally. While Theron was later embarassed by the spontaneous act, blaming a combination of alcohol and painkillers, Ms. MacLaine took it all in stride. "She loved it. She said it was the best she's had all year," said Theron. Ms. MacLaine later stated, "I've gotta get to know her... I should get drunk with her." Get the full story
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Feel what you've been missing. Remember the gaming chair from last weeks news? Here's another ass kicking gaming accoutriment for all you gamers.
The ButtKicker.
You know those hooptie-mobiles that pump so much bass your fillings rattle? That’s the idea behind the ButtKicker Gamer. The difference is that this subwoofer sans speaker vibrates your chair. Think force feedback—for your ass.
Connect your PC’s bass output to this 100-watt amp, and it will drive a piston clamped to your chair. The piston’s rapid movement produces intense vibrations synchronized to low-frequency audio events.
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1500 bare butts is art but one female baring her butt is porn? Almost 1,500 French men and women stripped naked before dawn for New York artist Spencer Tunick's latest nude photo shoot. Models said they signed up "for art's sake".
Tunick previously captured the world's largest nude photo shoot in Barcelona in June 2003 where 7,000 volunteers bared their butts for the camera.
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My butt is big
And round like the letter C
And ten thousand lunges
Have made it rounder
But not smaller
And that’s just fine.
It’s a space heater
For my side of the bed
It’s my ambassador
To those who walk behind me
It’s a border collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.
My butt is big
And that’s just fine
And those who might scorn it
Are invited to kiss it.
Just do it.
A new song by one of Sir Mixalot's girlfriends? Nope. A new ad from NIKE. In the wake of Dove's "Campaign For Real Beauty" featuring curvacious full-figured women NIKE has plastered women's fashion magazine with pictures of big butts amidst all the stick thin models. Will this trend blossom or bottom out?
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Looking for a great piece of ass? Here's the best I've found - 1 shot Amaretto, 1 shot Southern Comfort, fill with Sweet and Sour Mix. If that's not your poison try some Booty Juice ( 1/2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur, 1/2 oz Malibu Rum, 1/2 oz Spiced Rum (Bacardi) and 1/4 oz Bacardi 151 proof Rum).
For your next party mix up a batch of Butt Fucks. Use 4 oz Amaretto, 4 oz Southern Comfort, 2 oz Yukon Jack, and 2 oz Lime juice. Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake for approximately 1 minute, till really cold. Pour into shot glasses. Makes approximately 16 shots.
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Now you can play your video games and get a butt massage too! Spherex Inc introduces it's flamboyant gaming chair the
RX2. Featuring a complete Dobly Digital 5.1 Surround Sound System built into the frame and the ever popular ButtKicker Tactile Transducer. A what??? So now when you get your ass kicked in your favorite video game you can really feel it!
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The appeal of a black woman with a big bootyliscious butt is universal. It's always been. But what of the white woman with an ample rear view? The fashion industry, society in general has dissed the white girl with the bubble butt - calling her fat, as opposed to her dark skinned sister's touted "phat" ass.
Here's an in-depth commentary on big white booty - from a woman who has one!
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Thought women's low-riders couldn't get any lower? Guess again! And there's a new cosmetic surgery procedure recommended by a leading manufacture of extra-low-riders.... crack jobs!
Old Navy is putting an official John Hopkins University Medical Center logo and "Crack Job" advertisement on every pair of extra-low-riders they sell. Why? “It's not that I don't like to see a nice young girls crack,” said Old Navy director of marketing and research Jon Callaway, “it's that I can't stop looking, and my wife smacks me.”
And how did Dr. Allen Spitz of John Hopkins come up with the idea? He was performing a routine “revitalization” on Suzanne Summers and noticed that she was wearing a pair of “extra” low riding jeans.. “Suzanne bent down revealing a good two inches of her ass crack,” explained Dr. Spitz. “That caused me to temporarily lose concentration and stab myself in the thigh with the botox injection that was intended for Summers. It was at that time that I thought hmm, crack jobs.”
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